It's Nice Not to Be So Alone

I'm heading into this post headfirst, with nothing on my mind beforehand. Today I worked, ate, worked more, ate more, swam, ate, then ate again. How am I not fat? Three cheers for my metabolism. That's really all I can think about. I am shit tired.
Wait. I forgot to mention something. My weekend was really boring. I barely saw anyone, and saw my father for about 20 minutes on FATHER'S DAY. He was gone for the first half of the day, and I was gone for the last half. I need to start synchronizing my different schedules with those around me. This "waking up at 5am, going to bed at 3am" might kill me before August 21st rolls around.
Good grief. August 21st. So much freaking crap to do before then. As of 5 minutes ago, I will have no bed, car, or any other chance of surviving. I am going to die.
Its funny that I spent literally 5 minutes in the Amigo tonight with the 4 other guys, and it was literally the best 5 minutes I've spent in the last 2-3 days. Funny what the presence of 4 (sometimes 5) other guys can do to one guy (WINNER: most awkward statement ever said in a blog. EVER).
Saturday. The awesome, 30 foot, 2 in 1 slip 'n slide is being unleashed for the summer season! If you read this, you should attend. It's at Tony's house. Neither me or Tony is responsible for the injuries you WILL receive.
This was where my blog was going to end, but instead, I'm going to dedicate this part to a person named Crystal. What I HATE about Crystal is that she always makes ME text her if one of us has to log off. And that she RARELY responds to my conversation-starting texts (especially lyrics from a mutually liked band). What I LURVE about Crystal is....umm...the fact that we talk a lot, talking to her late at night (like right now), her weird thoughts that she gets when she's alone, hearing her weird thoughts, and telling her mine, the fact that she wants me to write this, and a whole bunch of other things that I'm not going to list because the other, like, 2 people who read this are getting bored.
Ok. It's Mother's Day of Birth today! Goodnight.